Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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