you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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