i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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