oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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