Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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