your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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