No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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