what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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