Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
that's an acceptable place to lick
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Randomize
