Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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