We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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