Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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