Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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