WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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