Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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