he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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