This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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