Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize