So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think your dad took our porno
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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