You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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