The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You need Xanax blowdarts
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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