Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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