what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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