There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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