i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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