You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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