If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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