just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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