He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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