Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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