I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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