Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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