I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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