can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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