She's JV to your varsity
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
only if we run a train.
done.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize
