Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm always down for nudity.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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