he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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