Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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