i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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