tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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