the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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