clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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