It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
