perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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