Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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