Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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