seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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