i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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