Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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