Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i think my cat just said my name.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There are leaves in my underwear?
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