So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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