well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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