Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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