You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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