what if I'm pregnant?
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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