they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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