Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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