sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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