yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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