Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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