nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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